TRoL 5: For Real This Time

Trudging through that burning cold. Forward was the only thing Lordy knew. His Hands Froze, his legs burnt, his arms exasperated by the¬†weight of his treasured greataxe. It continued to drizzle as it did. The bleeding wouldn’t stop, the trepidation grew worse, the glow. The Damned Glow. What did it mean?   Lordy kept going.…

TRoL 4: A Whore No More

Upon arrival to the town below the tower, Lordy was crowned a hero. “And then I chopped that vampire’s head straight off! Wahaha!” “Ahhhh! Tell me more, tell me more!” “All in due time! First I’ll need another pint!” Lordy revelled in delight- delight brought on by his belief that the drinks were on the…

Interlude: BanHammer Ignition

Mighty winds raged through the tower that day. Transcending time long past that to which Lordy had departed, Sword in Hand; but there was another. Buried beneath the bare walls of the tower, Jitterbug had wept. Until, slowly, the winds revived by Lordy’s triumph awakened her. Long had she been prisoner, trapped by weight of…

TroL The Third: A Hero is Born

Lordy approached it. The one item he had forgotten this whole journey now lay before him. The item which may have saved his life, which may have carried half his burden along with it. A sword stood before Lordy. Carefully, Lordy crept closer. Ever cautious to carry his calamity towards the cold he caressed it’s…

Lordy 2: The One Tower

“Day Eight-hundred-seventy-one, Haven’t had fresh water for several minutes. Tower stinks of old cheese. Among the usual piles of loot and debris are several naked vampire chicks. Whatever’s going on here, it’s definitely evil- only heroes kill vampires.” Lordy hit replay on his tape recorder once again. Echoes and re-echoes wailed through the cavernous tower…

The Rings of Lordy: A Road too Far

His first encounter with the tower came from a man, stuttering nonsense at the base of a large boulder at the shire, ¬†“What’re think ya doin’ wit’ya lyin by thar!?” “This is where I sleep.” I calmly proclaimed “Sleep? Ain’t got non a that round ‘ere! You best be workin’ mate! An’ what ya’ think…